Let's Play: A Jerk Once Said!

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Let\'s Play: A Jerk Once Said!

I find it so irritatingly funny the things The Jerk says.
THE RULES:
1. Post the jerks words with no rebuttal(well, maybe a little rebuttal)
2.Don't post the Jerks name(unless you fear the Jerk is jerking another member)
Warning: A Jerk comes in many forms. A Jerk may be a woman, man, suitor, family member, friend or customer. Gender does not discriminate when it comes to the Jerk!

That said. A jerk once said to me on a first and Last date:
" Your nails are in terrible shape, you know that's the first thing a man notice's about a woman are her nails."
JERK!!! :teeth:
 
Some guy (albeit probably homeless - and definitely strange) came in the store a couple weeks ago and was scoffing at the prices of my 40's ties. 'Why would someone want to pay that much for that OLD thing. They could buy a BRAND NEW one for less!"

But the one that got me was...

"How old are you... ? 60?"

I'm not even 40!

Jerk :cursing:
 
Some jerk emailed my website yesterday to say, without any preamble, salutation, or any indication as to which shirt was in question:

"FYI, this shirt style is called a Shirt-Jac"

Gee, thanks, I'm sure I needed your expert help! Was there something I can help you with? (JERK.)
 
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