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Soft As A Baby\'s Bottom?
Just ran across this. Thought it was interesting.
<b>Severe winter weather has transformed your once-dewy complexion into a chapped nightmare. Dry, flaky, textured like sandpaper. How to break it to you gently? Your face looks like ______. (rhymes with bass..lol)
Don’t fight it. Just treat it like one.
Nothing soothes water-starved faces like A+D diaper rash cream. (Yes, really. Sometimes salvation comes in the most unlikely forms.) Cortisone may fight flakiness. All those prettily packaged hopes-in-a-jar may smell great. But there’s a tiny miracle in A+D’s magical blend of zinc oxide and aloe. And it costs a mere six bucks.
One smear and your skin will be as soft and flawless as — sorry, but we couldn’t resist — a baby’s bottom.</b>
Just ran across this. Thought it was interesting.
<b>Severe winter weather has transformed your once-dewy complexion into a chapped nightmare. Dry, flaky, textured like sandpaper. How to break it to you gently? Your face looks like ______. (rhymes with bass..lol)
Don’t fight it. Just treat it like one.
Nothing soothes water-starved faces like A+D diaper rash cream. (Yes, really. Sometimes salvation comes in the most unlikely forms.) Cortisone may fight flakiness. All those prettily packaged hopes-in-a-jar may smell great. But there’s a tiny miracle in A+D’s magical blend of zinc oxide and aloe. And it costs a mere six bucks.
One smear and your skin will be as soft and flawless as — sorry, but we couldn’t resist — a baby’s bottom.</b>
