Hehe, this time it was my 7-year-old! Well ladies, I'm going to do one of two things. A. Show it to my best FB buddy (supportive friend and multi-purchase customer I have never actually met!) and see if she likes it. If so, I will gift it to her for being such a good friend to me. And if she says, "Not my style" or "Not my size," I will waltz on back to the theater and "trade it in!" (they don't seem to mind). or B. If I can't trade it in, I can just sell it on Etsy with full disclosure of our clueless status ; ). No big deal. On Etsy, 80s is still considered vintage. I don't agree, but hey, that's all right. How can my high school clothes be vintage? I still have some of them! ; )