Help me with a name?

[amandainvermont]

OK clever people - I have been asked to write a gardening column for a monthly newspaper. My business is Amanda's Greenhouses and Perennials and my first column is on "What's new for the 2008 garden." I'll be writing about low-maintenance perennials - under used flowers - the best cut flowers - that kind of thing. (I live in zone 4 and this will be for area folks.)

So - any ideas beyond - Amanda's Gardening Column - ? and then my mind goes "Dirty Words from Amanda." No, I guess not....

 

[BijouVintage]

Green Thumb Guide

 

[morning-glorious]

Down in the Dirt with Amanda....


:bat:

OK, sorry, I could not resist!

 

[borntoolatevintage]

How Green Is My Garden by Amanda of Amanda's Greenhouses and Perennials

Perennially Yours by Amanda of Amanda's Greenhouses and Perennials

 

[Jonathan]

The Garden Hoe

by Amanda's Greenhouse & Perennials

 

[themerchantsofvintage]

 

[theopshoproc]

Hahahahahaha! I love The Garden Hoe. That's great. lol

Down in the Dirt and Perennially Yours are really good!

 

[BijouVintage]

jonathon is bad.. in a very good way:lol:

 

[amandainvermont]

Oh I just got a side cramp laughing at Jonathan's !!! EXCELLENT !

 

[borntoolatevintage]

 

[poppysvintageclothing]

Good one, Jonathan

 

[hipvintage]

Even worse (better?)

Down in the Dirt with The Garden Hoe

:P


Actually, Jonathan's is quite good.

Originally posted by Jonathan
The Garden Hoe

by Amanda's Greenhouse & Perennials

We dare you to use it!

Janine

 

[bigchief]

Down & Dirty with Amanda
[strike]Yo[/strike] Your Garden [strike]Ho[/strike] Hoe.



Sorry.

Nice one Jonathan.

Carolyn

 

[thevintagebungalow]

:lol: Thanks Jonathan, I needed a good laugh!!

 

[amandainvermont]

I'm not even sure people in central Vermont would "get it." Just for the heck of it - I'll suggest it to the editor.

 

[worth-a-peek]

I was going to say Vermont would be a great place to go with The Garden Hoe

It's eye catching and humorous

 

[Jonathan]

Editor's never like my suggestions.... I wanted to call my book on fashion during World War II 'WARdrobe', but that didn't go over well... My editor had good reason though - because it doesn't translate for foreign language editions and it has already been presold to France. I actually am seriously suggesting The Garden Hoe -- for those who don't get it, its unoffensive, and for those who do, its cute - not vulgar.

 

[DeCoDiVa]

NAME OF THE GAME

How about Amanda's Almanac?

 

[fast_eddies_retro_rags]

Amanda's Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

 

[amandainvermont]

Well... Dirt Cheap Advice from the Garden Hoe ?

You all are terrific. I haven't talked with the editor yet. I'll let you know.