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OT...Not Fashion - Diets

Discussion in 'PUBLIC Vintage Chatter - Anything and everything' started by bartondoll, Apr 13, 2004.

  1. bartondoll

    bartondoll Guest

    After reading this, I now know my problem :D

    DIETS
    This about says it all .....
    There has been a lot of discussion recently about healthy eating what with
    Dr Atkins and Dr Phil dieting books.
    For those of you who watch what you eat Here's the final word on nutrition
    and health, and it's a relief to know the truth after all those
    conflicting medical studies:
    1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
    the Canadians, British or Americans.
    2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than
    the Canadians, British or Americans.
    3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
    than the Canadians, British or Americans.

    4 The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer
    heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
    5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
    suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
    6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage rolls
    and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians,
    British or Americans.

    CONCLUSION:
    Eat and drink what you like.
    Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
     
  2. hws4sale

    hws4sale Registered Guest

    Thats it!
    The only diet I've ever seen, that may actually work with my eating habits.....
    LOL!!!!
    Thanks for the chuckle,
    hws4sale
     
  3. cherry-pie-and-roses

    cherry-pie-and-roses Registered Guest

    parlez-vous fran├žais ?
     
  4. VintageBoudoir

    VintageBoudoir Registered Guest

    Very good and so true!
     
  5. dibs2002

    dibs2002 Registered Guest

    Mais oui - je parle fran├žais en peu.
     
  6. Jonathan

    Jonathan VFG Member

    Naturalment, Deb ces Canadien eh?
     
  7. dibs2002

    dibs2002 Registered Guest

    Je suis Canadienne, oui. Et toi?
     
  8. cherry-pie-and-roses

    cherry-pie-and-roses Registered Guest

    alktay igpay atinlay ootay?
     
  9. NovaFashions

    NovaFashions VFG Member

    LOL Excellent!
    :D
     
  10. bartondoll

    bartondoll Guest

    my french consists of about 2 words...so Brenda - ootay!

    Sue;)
     

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