Well.... you can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think....
I like to say I am a gardener but in reality if its too hot, too humid, too cold, too rainy, or too buggy I stay inside until next year.
I do cook and, unfortunately, I am quite good at it (I have a teensy weight problem that gets out of hand at times...) I have even won prizes for my cooking and have been offered to take on catering jobs, but I don't want to make it work and learn to hate it. Otherwise I watch far too much reality TV and old movies, and work with my collection, sewing, organizing, researching, and writing.
Oh yes, and I do NOT do housework. I quit smoking just over a year ago and my present to myself for quitting was that I would hire a housekeeper to clean my house once a week(she is cheaper than cigarettes), so I officially have a serf come in for four hours once a week to do everything but my laundry (its just creepy to have someone else touch my 'intimates' -- I also do dishes and change the cat box...